Tuesday, 28 April 2009

The Letters; Laugharne; Little Ladies

Heavens, it's been too long hasn't it? Apologies. And apologies in advance for the piecemeal, skittish, patchwork entry that will follow.

First up, my friend Fiona has published her first novel....




It's called The Letters and it is published by Snowbooks, who - for a small publishing company - have done a fantastic job of getting it into every bookshop I go in. It's also a very good book. I hesitate to use those potentially damning words chick lit, but as they seem to typically encompass books that are about relationships/women/family matters, they could apply here - but only in the sense that they could also be applied to Carol Shields or Anita Shreve. It's very smart chick lit, if it's chick lit at all, with an extremely engaging central character, Violet, and a brilliant twist I did not see coming. And it made me cry.

It can be a bit awkward when people you know publish books because you often feel obliged to praise them - but I can quite happily praise this one, because Fiona's a very talented writer and I enjoyed it very much. Go buy it, love it and feel good about yourselves for supporting a small and feisty publisher. It's actually the first of three novels that Fiona will be having published by Snowbooks (how impressive is that!) so if you get started on this one, you can be in at the beginning and that's where we all want to be, right?



What else? Well, I went to the Laugharne Weekend Festival, which was tremendous. Laugharne is one of my very favourite places in the world, so to have three days of stalking authors and drinking lager and general fun based right there in starless and bible black Laugharne was terrific.


Unfortunately, all of my best stories from the weekend are potentially libellous, but what I can say, without fear of legal action, is that Dan Rhodes and DBC Pierre were extremely funny; Patrick McCabe has the best voice for reading ever; that Niall Griffiths is a very nice man with very good stories about lions; that Denis Kehoe and Trevor Byrne are complete sweethearts, and The Green Room does the best burgers in town. And if you do go to The Green Room, have the Scilian white wine. It's a Lascari Grillo 2006, according to the cafe website. Bloody lush, it is.



I think what I liked most about the festival was that, because Laugharne is so small, you kept bumping into people and recognising faces, so by the end of the weekend you felt you knew everyone there. It also meant that you could be at the bar in The Three Mariners and some Booker Prize winning author or popular radio DJ or former member of The Clash would be right next to you. And because it's Laugharne, nobody really paid them undue attention. It's how festivals ought to be, really.



One more thing - after I got DBC Pierre to sign my book, he said goodbye to me by saying: "I'll see you in the streets." This has now become my sign-off line du jour. Also - interesting fact - DBC signs books with his real name, Peter Finlay. At least, I hope that's what it says because it's either that or he's written 'Little Lady'. It's quite hard to make out.

What else? Books I have read and enjoyed this month would include Stuart: A Life Backwards by Alexander Masters, which was so heart-breakingly good everyone should read it, and Immortality by Milan Kundera, which was quite magical actually. I felt like I became fractionally wiser simply by reading it, and I suspect I have only understood a very tiny percentage of it. That's not to say it's difficult or overly complicated. In fact, like most very clever things, it seems extremely simple. It's just beautiful. I don't know how he does it.

A book I read this month that was faintly disappointing would be The Post-Birthday World by Lionel Shriver. Aside from the clunky title, this book badly needed an editor. I think Shriver is a absolutely fantastic writer and We Need To Talk About Kevin is a thing of magnificent genius, but the follow-up just didn't work for me (and not only me). It was mainly due to the character of Ramsey and his wayward accent, I think, but also because of the strange interludes where I was told about London as if it was a foreign country - strange factual titbits like how much it costs to use a phone box there and the difficulties of travelling via the Tube. Maybe this is because it was meant for an American audience, I don't know, but there were a few too many times when I thought 'Why are you telling me this?'. I wasn't entirely convinced by the real life snooker players who popped up in the novel either - that was slightly peculiar.

On the plus side, the 'Sliding Doors' concept (the main character Irina's life is told twice: once, as if she stays with her long-term boyfriend, the popcorn loving Lawrence, and then again, as if she left him for the roguish snooker pro Ramsey) was an interesting idea - although, looking back, I'm not really sure what it added to the novel - and I was hooked enough to read it to the end. So not all bad. Worth a go I think.

Actually, another thing that irked me was the cover. It's like they were trying to girly up Lionel Shriver. Lionel! The most un-girly of authors. Compare and contrast:

The Post-Birthday World.



Here we see a mirrored image of a pleasant little lady, musing in the light from a spring garden, caught between catching up on her correspondence and waiting for a gentleman caller. It's wistful, romantic, a bit fey, a bit quivering, a bit Rosamund Pilcher. This cover says: Are you looking for love? Are you? Can any one of us find the man of their dreams? Really and truly? Oh sigh.


We Need To Talk About Kevin.



This cover says: This book will scare the living bejaysus out of you. And you'll like it.

What happened publishers? Why'd you girly up Lionel? I liked the old one better. Bring back Lionel Shriver, that's what I say. No more little ladies. Let's start a campaign.

One more thing: I am sure that at some point I have read a book where the narrative splits, Post-Birthday World style. I think it was about a competitive swimmer and in one story we hear what happens to her after she wins an important race and in the other we hear what happens when she comes second. I remember thinking it was amazing, but I have no idea what that book was, what it was called or who it was by. Anyone?

To finish, a quote from Charlotte Perkins Gilman, just because I like it:

“The first duty of a human being is to assume the right functional relationship to society - more briefly, to find your real job, and do it.”

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

When the night has come and the land is dark

No time to do a proper Christmassy message/entry, which may in fact be a Christmas blessing - blessings upon you all! - but I do have time to post this, which can be seen as a secular blessing, of a sort, I suppose. And it is just a very cool thing.

Hope you all have a lovely Christmas and a fabulous New Year

Friday, 28 November 2008

To Survive The Loudest Sound And Nothing

What’s better – discovering a great new book or discovering a great new album? I’ll tell you what: discovering one of each in the same week. First of all, the album – I’m still only on my third listen, but To Survive by Joan As Policewoman is already up there with Fleet Foxes and Martha Wainwright as a strong contender for my most favourite album of the year.



It’s hard to describe an album – especially one that is still growing on you – but these are my impressions so far:

1. Joan is not one for an obvious verse-chorus-verse singalong; these songs meander and crawl and slide about the place and sections overlap and there are occasional moments of complete beauty and then they move on. It’s a bit like jazz in that way. Piano-based jazz. A lot of swaying about in a minor key.

2. It’s really cleanly produced, it has a very pleasing overall sound – especially on the more intimate songs, where it’s like she’s sitting next to you, singing right in your ear.

3. It reminds me a little bit of Billie Holiday – she has a similarly throaty quality to her voice. Perhaps oddly, it also reminds me of those early 70s Van Morrison records – like Moondance – where you have a singer upfront, then a band, then a brass section and then an orchestral section too. Lots of lush (as in luxuriant not as in 'it's gert lush, that') instrumentation behind the main voice. And all of it really well done, especially the brass.

4. Perhaps even more oddly, there are moments that also remind me of great soul groups that have fabulous backing singers – The Pips behind Gladys Knight, for example. Only the backing singers on To Survive are a mixed group of men and women (as far as I can tell) which actually reminded me of the New Power Generation! The backing singing is awesome though – really tight and syncopated. Especially on the song Magpies, which is brilliant.

5. It’s not a party album; it’s a red wine and candles on a winter’s night album. It may, in fact, be my Christmas album.


Next up, the book: The Loudest Sound and Nothing by Clare Wigfall. This a collection of short stories that I urge you to go out and buy immediately. Again, I’m still thinking about these stories – and I have lent my copy of the book to my mum so I don’t have it to hand - but my first (sketchy, piecemeal) impressions would be:

1. Oooooh. You are Good. A good writer, I think, is like a good actor or a good singer. You know fairly quickly whether you can relax and enjoy it, or whether you are going to be on the edge of your seat worrying about whether they might go wrong or start crying. You are in safe hands here. Clare Wigfall’s voice (voices, to be precise) is very believable, very confident, and she gets straight to the heart of the story with no faffing around, and that’s a very hard thing to do.

2. I am also incredibly impressed by someone who can create convincing mini-worlds not only in a variety of places (France, America, England, some strange Celtic island) but also in a variety of historical settings. To be able to pull that off, and to jump us between those places as we go from story to story, without ever losing us, is the fictional equivalent of a magician’s trick. I have no idea how you do it.

3. I need someone else to read these stories so I can discuss my THEORIES about them – and goodness knows I love a good theory. I need to talk about the missing babies story – and I need to talk about the significance of the photocopied picture in A Return Ticket to Epsom, I really need to talk about that. I have my own theory (after a good hour pondering it on a train) but I also wondered what it might mean to someone who didn’t recognise the picture in question – which I did.

4. I want to talk about the girl at the cafĂ© in Spain: why she’s there and what he says. I want to talk about Tara and her aunt Enid. I want to talk about the woman in Hero I Have Lost (possibly my favourite story along with A Return Ticket to Epsom); I want to talk about her incredible use of words and the fact that the whole story - and a fascinating snippet of a hidden world – is conveyed through just one conversation. And I want to discuss what happened at Highgate.

5. I also want to talk about how incredibly clever someone is to think of choosing the character in Hero I Have Lost – a socialite around the time of the First World War, rather than a solider in the trenches for example – as their narrator. She is an unobvious choice – and just like the ocularist in The Ocularist's Wife, she gives us a glimpse behind the scenes of an historical event. So clever! So confident!

6. Also - the bees? And the cow? What happened with the bees and the cow?!

7. Clare Wigfall’s also great at leaving out just enough information for us to be intrigued by the stories, but not so much that it becomes irritating. One of my pet hates are short stories in which so much has been taken out that the story has become just a bare skeleton of sub-text, which the author stands next to going ‘Ah HA. Now you’re wondering.’ She trusts the reader enought to let them go off on their little mental journeys but doesn't withold information pointlessly.




I will think more on these things, but both are excellent and both would look good on your Christmas lists.

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Post-Election Come Down. And Also Up.

Remember this? This was pre-election - isn't it weird to be on the other side now?



"I got twelve houses and they're not gonna landscape themselves..."

In other news, I did quite well in the Bridport Prize this year and I am very pleased about that. The lovely Elaine, who I met on an Arvon course in Shropshire, won - which is also splendid. The day they rang me to tell me the results of the competition, I was sitting in the garden of the Bankes Arms in Studland, and seeing as Studland - despite the name - is probably in my top ten favourite places on earth, that was really great too.

That said, the service in the Bankes Arms - wonderful pub though it is - was rubbish that day. But I am prepared to accept it was just an off day. Lord knows, when I worked in a pub, there were many days when I was extremely off.

I'm thinking I'm going to have to out myself in this blog - by which I mean reveal my name, like they do at AA. It's getting tricksier to maintain my anonymity and also talk about my (albeit small) writing successes. I think the idea of anonymity was so I could write all FREELY but if I am talking about things I have actually done, like the Bridport, it gets a bit awkward. So, let's embrace the New Age and go with it, shall we? Here I am, second down, in moody black and white. My friend Lucy photoshopped that pic for me - don't go thinking I will appear in public with unsightly eye-bags now I've got a taste for fame. Oh no, no, no.

As I mentioned briefly, I went on an Arvon course at The Hurst recently which was amazing. Arvon is a very magical thing. I think I will talk more about this soon. In the mean time, you can see a picture of The Hurst I took here:



One more thing: there is a good interview with excellent short story writer Julie Orringer here and a story by her here.

Oh ok, since you asked, one more thing - I don't know if this will work, but I think if you go here you can hear my last.fm 'radio station' - ie. stuff I have been listening to via the interwebs. It's still in development, at this early stage, and I appreciate your patience while we work out our musical differences etc etc etc.

That said, having my own radio station? That's all my Christmasses come at once! I have never been to a party where I didn't irritatingly monopolise the stereo - so this is really a dream come true. Also - until dredging it up on the internet, I had forgotten just how good the album Moondance is. I know the cool thing to say is that Astral Weeks is your favourite Van Morrison album - and I do love it enormously - but I honestly think I might love Moondance more. This is how square I am willing to be.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Barack The Vote


I am feeling sick with nerves. SICK. It's hard to figure out why I - as a non-American, non-eligible-to-vote person - am so utterly caught up in this election, but I am, and I have been for months now. I remember reading an article about Obama when he was first being suggested as a candidate (and even back then, people were saying he was too young/inexperienced and it was just a pipe dream) and I thought 'This guy's like The West Wing come to life.' And here we are, two years later, 24 hours from the White House. Here I am, spending my evening in floods of tears over the last Obama campaign ad. Here I am, crying at my desk because Obama's grandmother died yesterday and never got to see the man she raised named president (please god, fingers crossed). I am weeping and nauseous and excited and fearful. What on earth is going on?



I think my interest has a lot to do with the fact that Obama has galvanised so many people who wouldn't normally have anything to do with politics - who had previously thought that there was no-one who spoke to them, nobody they could believe in. Like the people in this great little video. The sheer amount of people who have got up off the sofa and gone out on his behalf is incredibly moving in itself. And if I was there, I'd be doing that too - I'd be out on the campaign trail, knocking on doors, doing my bit for Obama/Biden 08. Which is interesting, because I would never do anything like that for a politician over here in the U of K.




From a political point of view, if I had ever toyed with the idea of supporting McCain - which was highly unlikely (although my dad, who is something of an expert in American politics, says McCain is also a smart and committed man, despite appearances) - that possibility died a rapid death with the appointment of Sarah Palin. There are many, many reasons I object to her, but the key ones would be that I oppose pretty much all her policies on key matters like abortion, education, and the environment; that I think she is not qualified to be second in line to the presidency, and that I think her appointment was a facile and insulting bid to appeal to disenchanted female Hillary supporters as well as a horribly transparent attempt to convince us that, hey, looky here little ladies, we Republicans aren't sexist after all - we got a good-lookin', rootin' tootin MILF on the bottom of the ticket.

That choice discredited McCain because, as far as I am concerned, Palin's the living embodiment of a kind of retrograde Americanism that applauds a willfully inward-looking, small-town mentality, one that distrusts cleverness or difference, and instead venerates a mythical picket-fence, apple-pie, them-against-us USA. Even worse, it's a way of thinking that manages to posit any dissenting opinion as "unpatriotic" - just like Palin's references to "Real America" - as if there were vast swathes of the country that were "Fake America" simply because they supported the Democrats not the GOP.

Don't get me wrong - a fierce patriotism and pride in their country is one of things I really admire about Americans (and it's awful that that patriotism has been co-opted by the Republicans in such a narrow-minded and insular way). But I also think that one of the best things about America the country is its open door policy - its willingness to absorb anyone who wants to go there and work hard and make something of themselves. It's a country built on (and built by) immigrants. The founding fathers were immigrants. And, in my humble, non-American opinion, it's this that makes it great: the possibility of hope, for anyone at all, no matter where you started out. Doesn't The Statue of Liberty have something to say about this too?

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.


I have a feeling that Sarah Palin doesn't have much interest in any in-coming huddled masses. Which is why I really hope - I really, really hope - that by this time tomorrow, the American people have elected someone who continues to lift the lamp.

Here's a great picture my friend Matt sent me from Miami - apparently this man walked up and down the road every day with his dogs in their Team Obama jackets:


ps. You'll notice that this entry has nothing to do with creative writing. We'll get back to that, I promise - but there is nothing in my head but the election right now. I'm going to be up all night - I'm getting in a six-pack (take that, Palin!) and some hotdogs and bedding in for the duration. And just as an aside, isn't it great and just so incredibly exciting to think that all around the world, from Kenya to Germany to Egypt to Paris, people will be glued to their televisions and radios, waiting for these results to come in. Come on America! Don't let us down!
ppps. This is a great article too.
pppps. This just in: great pics of people queuing round the block to vote in various states.

Monday, 3 November 2008

Tag me up

Apparently, I have been 'tagged'. It took me two weeks to notice this, which just goes to show what a bad blogger I am - but things have been busy over here. This tagging thing means I have to answer some questions with single word answers - I think. So here goes.

1. Where is your cell phone? Bag
2. Where is your significant other? Unknown
3. Your hair color? Badger
4. Your mother? Dorset
5. Your father? Shropshire
6. Your favourite thing? Books
7. Your dream last night? Sport
8. Your dream/goal? Fulfillment
9. The room you're in? Sitting-room
10. Your hobby? Music
11. Your fear? Failure
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy
13. Where were you last night? Bed
14. What you're not? Fit
15. One of your wish-list items? Sat-nav
16. Where you grew up? Dorset
17. The last thing you did? Cook
18. What are you wearing? Black
19. Your TV? Big.
20. Your pet? Nope
21. Your computer? Old
22. Your mood? Low-down
23. Missing someone? Yes
24. Your car? Lovely
25. Something you're not wearing? Shoes
26. Favourite store? Borders
27. Your summer? Boscombe
28. Love someone? Yes
29. Your favorite color? Cornflower
30. When is the last time you laughed? Today
31. Last time you cried? Today

I am also meant to pass it on to other bloggers but I don't think I know any! If some come to mind I will.

Friday, 12 September 2008

Team Obama

Totally randomly, wouldn't our elections be much better if they involved things like this.

Totally scarily, Sarah Palin/ Handmaid's Tale. Watch your cash cards, girls.